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1 Are caterpillars good to eat?
- |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 2.75
2 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2.5
3 A blind man in a store
- A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2.5
4 Drown my troubles
- I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 2.5
5 never forget a face
- I never forget a face!But in your case I'll make an exception!...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 2.5
6 A bus station is where a bus stops...
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain stops. On my desk, I have a work...Read the whole joke
At Work 2.5
7 A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has...
- A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work. The little girl asks, "I s...Read the whole joke
At Work 2.5
8 What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
- What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles....Read the whole joke
Celebrities 2.5
9 What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
- What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death....Read the whole joke
Sex 2.5
10 A horny young man went to a brothel...
- A horny young man went to a brothel... The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. T...Read the whole joke
Sex 2.5
11 Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
- Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They're only good for one period and have no second string....Read the whole joke
Sports 2.5
12 Are the pilots flying blind?
- |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot...Read the whole joke
Common Jokes 2.5
13 A blind man vists the state of Texas
- |There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the se...Read the whole joke
Common Jokes 2.5
14 A family was having dinner on Mother's Day...
- A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally t...Read the whole joke
Relationships 2
15 Before you criticize someone...
- Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 2
16 A love for material goods
- |A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BM...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 2
17 A woman's dictionary
- |Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized ...Read the whole joke
Mixed Jokes 2
18 A guy in a bar
- The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands...Read the whole joke
Legal 1.5
19 Adults have learned
- |Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree....Read the whole joke
Mom/Dad Jokes 1.5
20 Bee jokes 04
- |Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can't whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the rain?A: Not without their ...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 1
21 Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 0.5
22 An insurance company
- |Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have d...Read the whole joke
Dumb Jokes 0.5
23 A Martha Stewart Christmas
- |Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy s...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 0.5
24 Blonde Lumberjack
- A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets a foreman of a logging org...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 0.5
25 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 0
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